Welcome to Lizzielane, the home of funny, joke and rude candles!
Candles can make the perfect gift for any occasion and we have a huge range of designs to choose from. Whether you’re looking for a candle to make someone laugh out loud, or one that will raise a few eyebrows, we’ve got you covered. Our candles are made from the finest quality wax and scented with the most amazing fragrances. We only use the best ingredients to ensure our candles give you a great burn and a fantastic scent throw. We hope you enjoy browsing our range of candles. If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to get in touch.
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Teacher Gift Candle, Thank You For Being A Brilliant Teacher
£11.97A lovely Teacher Gift Candle with the working ‘Thank You For Being A Brilliant Teacher’.
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Brand: | Part #: Thank_You_Teacher
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Sensual Candle: A Candle Is Like An Orgasm, One Is Never Enough – Funny Gift for Her
£11.97Indulge in the sensual ambiance of our “A Candle Is Like An Orgasm, One Is Never Enough” candle.
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Brand: | Part #: Orgasm
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Funny Candle, Joke Candle, When it’s Lit, Lick the, Rude Candle, Sarcastic Gifts for Her, Christmas Gift for Her, Valentine Gift for Her
Light up the room and ignite laughter with our sassy “When It’s Lit Lick The Clit” candle. This hilarious gift for her is perfect for those of us with a bold sense of humour
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Brand: | Part #: Lick Clit
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
This is my Tidy House Candle, best friend gift, birthday candle gift, funny birthday candle, funny gift, New Home Gift, Funny Gifts, cE
Illuminate your space with a touch of humour and attitude with our “Don’t Touch A Fucking Thing” candle.
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Brand: | Part #: Tidy House
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Dad Gift, Funny Candle, Fathers Day Gift, Gift for Dad, Father’s Day Gift, Joke Fart Candle, Dad Birthday Gift, Fun Gift for Him
£9.98Introducing our ‘Light At The First Sign Of Gas’ Candle, a humorous gift that brings laughter to family members, friends, and significant others alike.
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Scented Candle, Joke Candle, Wine Gift Candle, Rude Candle, Gift For Him, Christmas Gift for Him, Fun Christmas Gift, Birthday Gift For Him
Indulge in the rich aroma of vanilla and the spirit of wine candle with our ‘Better To Be Full Of Wine Than Full of Shit’.
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Brand: | Part #: Full Of Wine
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Joke Candles, Rude Candle, Relax Stripper Candle, Calm Down Scented Candle Gift Set, Funny Gift for Her, Friendship Gifts, Birthday Gifts
Unwind and recharge with our soothing vanilla-scented ‘You Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper’ candle.
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Brand: | Part #: Ugly Stripper
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Label only £3.97 -
Funny Candle, My Last F Candle with Gift Box, Birthday Gift for Friend, Inappropriate Gift, Rude Candle, Christmas Gift For Him
A HUMOROUS wax candle with the words ‘My Last Fuck, Oh Look Its On Fire’. This fun Scented Candle Gift is the perfect Funny Gift For Him.
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Brand: | Part #: Last Fuck Candle
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Keep It Lit If You Took a Shit Candle, Sweary Funny candle, Joke Candle, Gift For Her, Christmas Gift for Her, Fun Christmas Gift, Gift Box
Illuminate your space with our cheeky “Keep It Lit, if You Took a Shit” candle, designed to add a touch of humour to any bathroom.
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Brand: | Part #: Lit Shit Candle
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Home Is Where My Plants Die Funny Candle Gift, Best Friend Gift, Birthday Candle Gift for Her, Funny Birthday Candle for Wife, Sister, Mum
Funny Candle, Home Is Where My Plants Die Scented Candle. This fun Scented Candle Gift is the perfect Funny Gift For Friends and loved ones.
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Brand: | Part #: Home Plants Candle
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Funny Christmas Candles, Merry F*cking Christmas, Festive Candle
Our Merry F*cking Christmas Candle, the ideal gift to spread Christmas Cheer with a dash of humour.
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Brand: | Part #: Merry F*cking Candle
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Funny Rude Candle Friendship Gift, Awkward Moments Candle Gift, Rude Candle, Joke Gift for Her, Christmas/Birthday Funny Gift For Friend
Embrace life’s quirks with our Awkward Moments A Bit Like Your Like Candle
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Brand: | Part #: Awkward Moments
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Scented Candle, Friendship Gift, Funny Friend Candle, Rude Candle, Swearing Candle, Funny Gift For Her, Christmas/Birthday Gift For Friend
Welcome to the Friendship Candle ‘Our Friendship is Like a Candle, If You Forget Me, I’ll Burn Your Fucking House Down’, where we celebrate the fiery bonds of camaraderie.
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Brand: | Part #: Burn Fing House Candle
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Funny candle, Joke Candle, Tinsel Tits Candle, Scented Candle Gift Set, Secret Santa Gift, Christmas Gift for Her, Funny Candle, Quirky Gift
Introducing our Calm Down Tinsel Tits candle, a light-hearted and heart-warming Christmas candle gift with the words ‘Calm Down Tinsel Tits’. May your holiday season be filled with warmth, happiness, and plenty of tinsel tits.
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Brand: | Part #: Tinsel Tits
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Funny candle, Blow Job Candle, Fun Gifts For Men, Rude Candle, Gift For Him, Christmas Gift for Him, Fun Christmas Gift, Inappropriate Gift
A Funny Candle Gift For Him with the words, Light Me When You Want A Blow Job
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Brand: | Part #: Blow Job Candle
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Personalised Funny Christmas Candle, The (family name) Family Love Christmas So Much They Could Shit Tinsel
With the humorous wording ‘The (family name) Family Love Christmas So Much They Could Shit Tinsel’ this candle this candle is a playful tribute to the love and laughter shared by your family.
Brand: | Part #: F_Name Tinsel Xmas Gift Box -
Engagement Gifts Candle for Couple, Personalised Engagement Gifts, Joke Engagement Gifts, Funny Engagement Candle Gift For Couple
Welcome to the ‘Congratulations On Your Engagement it’s About F***ing time’ Engagement Candle
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Brand: | Part #: Engagement
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
I Hate Everybody Except You Candle, Funny Scented Candle, Secret Santa Gift, Gift for Wife, Gift for Her, Gift For Girlfriend, Friend Gift
Funny Inappropriate Candle, I Hate Everybody Except You
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Brand: | Part #: I Hate Candle
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Funny Rude Joke Candle Gift, Friendship Gift, Fun Gift for Her, Funny Joke Gift for Girlfriend, I Miss You Like An Idiot Misses The Point
Welcome to the I Miss You Like an Idiot Misses The Point candle. Crafted with care, this candle is the perfect way to express your affection – in a delightfully misguided way.
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Brand: | Part #: I Miss You Idiot
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Funny Rude Candle Gift, Birthday Gift For Her, Gift for Wife, Friend, Fun Christmas Gift for Her, You’re So Fabulous…. Crappy Gift Candle
A funny candle with the words ‘Your So Fabulous That’s Why I got You This Crappy Gift’.
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Brand: | Part #: So Fabulous
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Gifts For Her, Funny candle, Santa’s Favourite Ho Joke Candle, Scented Candle, Secret Santa Gift, Christmas Gift, Candle, Friendship Gift
Our Funny Christmas ‘Santa’s Favourite Ho’ candle, spreading Laughter and Love this Christmas.
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Brand: | Part #: Santa Ho Candle
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Funny candles, Merry Fucking Christmas Candle, Candle, Secret Santa Gift, Christmas Gift for Best Friend, Funny Christmas Gifts, Joke Candle
Our ‘Merry Fucking Christmas’ Candle is the perfect for anyone who embraces the spirit of Christmas with a touch of humour and a whole lot of heart!
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Brand: | Part #: Merry Fucking Candle
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Personalised Gift For Him, Scented Candle, Funny Candle, Christmas Gift for Dad, Father’s Day Gift, Dad Birthday Gift, Gifts For Men
£9.98Introducing our Custom Fart Alert Candle with the wording ‘Light Me When ‘Name’ Farts’ with rocket design.
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Scented Candle, Funny Candle, Gift for Dog Lovers, Dog Candle, Fun Gift for Men, Gift for Dad, Joke Gift, Dog Fart, Vanilla Candle, DNFPP
£9.98Introducing our ‘Light Me When ‘Pets Name’ Farts’ Candle, a personalised gift that celebrates the unique bond between pet parents and their beloved furry companions.
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Funny Birthday Gift Candle, Happy Birthday Another Year Nearer to Death
£11.97Funny Birthday Gift Candle, Happy Birthday Another Year Nearer to Death
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Brand: | Part #: Birthday Candle
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Funny Wedding Gift Candle, Congratulations On Your Wedding, It’s About ……… Time Candle, Joke, Sweary Candle Wedding Gift for Couple
Our ‘Congratulations On Your Wedding Day, It’s About F***ing Time’ candles are crafted with care and infused with a scent as sweet as your enduring love (and your stubbornness).
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Brand: | Part #: Wedding Candle
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
New Mum Gift, Expecting Mum Gift, Pregnancy Gift, Funny Baby Shower Gift, New Baby Gift, New Mum Candle
Welcome to the ‘Congratulations On Your New Baby Watch Your Bank Balance Dwindle’ Candle – may their smiles outweigh the strain on your bank account.
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Brand: | Part #: New Baby Candle
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Funny Rude Birthday Candle Gift, For Him, For Her, Today Is All About You Birthday Candle, Sweary Candles, Funny Birthday Present
Welcome to the Today is All About You, Just Like Every Other F***ing Day Candle, where we celebrate your special day by acknowledging what you already know – it’s all about you
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Brand: | Part #: All_About_You
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Joke Candles, Rude Candle, Relaxing Candle, Calm Down Scented Candle Gift Set, Funny Gift for Her, Friendship Gifts, Birthday Gifts
A Relaxing Candle To Help You Calm The F**k Down, – may your worries melt away like wax in the flame of this candle
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Brand: | Part #: Relaxing Candle
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Funny Work Leaving Gift Rude Candle, We’ll Miss You No We Won’t Now Fuck Off Candle, Funny Leaving Present, Fun Gifts, Funny Rude Candle
Welcome to the Farewell Candle ‘We’ll Miss You No We Won’t Now F**K Off’, where we bid adieu with a mix of sentimentality and brutal honesty
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Brand: | Part #: We_ll Miss You Now FO Candle
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Funny Christmas Gift Candle, Merry Christmas Bitch
Introducing our Merry Christmas Bitch Candle, a delightfully funny gift that captures the spirit of Christmas with a playful twist.
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Brand: | Part #: Merry C Bitch
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Gifts For Her Candle, I’m The Reason Santa Has A Naughty List Candle, Scented Candle Gift, Stocking Filler, Christmas Gifts, Funny Candle
Our I’m The Reason Santa Has A Naughty List Candle is the ideal Christmas gift to give anyone who appreciates a good laugh and a touch of festive mischief!
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Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Scented Candle, Friendship Gift, Funny Gift For Friend, Rude Candle, Joke Candle, Funny Gift For Her, Christmas/Birthday Gift For Friend BFF
Funny Scented Candle, Our Friendship is Like a Candle, If You Forget Me, I’ll Burn Your House Down
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Brand: | Part #: Burn House Candle
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Work Leaving Candle Gift, Colleague Leaving Work Gift, We’re Sorry You’re Leaving Candle, Leaving Present, Joke Candle, Funny Rude Candle
Welcome to the ‘We’re Sorry You’re Leaving’ Candle, a token of our appreciation as you embark on your next chapter.
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Brand: | Part #: Sorry Leaving Candle
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Scented candle, funny candle, dog lover gift, dog candle, fun gift for men, gift for dad, joke gift, dog fart, Christmas Gift For Her
£9.98Introducing the Feline lovers ‘Light Me When The Cat Farts’ candle, a purrfectly playful and heartfelt gift for cat lovers everywhere
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Scented candle, funny candle, dog lover gift, dog candle, fun gift for men, gift for dad, joke gift, dog fart, cat fart, funny anniversary
Introducing the Pawsome ‘Light Me When The Dog Farts’ Candle, a delightful and funny gift for dog lovers.
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Light Me When Dad Farts, Dad Gift, Funny Candle, Gift for Dad, Father’s Day Gift, Dad Birthday Gift, Fun Gift for Him, Scented Candle LMWDF
£9.98Introducing Light Me When Dad Farts Candle, a whimsical yet heart-warming gift that celebrates the laughter and love shared between father and child.
Brand: | Part #: Dad_Farts